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  1. #1
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    Man Utd 1 - 6 Man City jokes

    True to form, numerous jokes about the Manchester Derby scoreline are going around. Below are some of my favourites.

    - United to win the second and third set?

    - A special Manchester hotline has been set up for distraught United fans: 0161 616161.

    - Manchester City have just gained a large number of new fans in the Chinese province of 'Sichuan'.

    - Coleen Rooney missed the game as she wanted to stay in and watch Six in the City.

    - All the Man United players all looked pretty upset. Except Rooney, who can't count to 6. He just looked confused.

    - David De Gea (Utd goalkeeper)'s mum rang him up at half-time... and told him to be home before seven.

    - What time is it? oh, its 6 past De Gea!

    - As far as embarrassing scorelines go, this 1 - 6 in the head!

    - On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think Man Utd fans are now?

    - Being a Man United fan must make 1-6

  2. #2
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    lol!!

    city are on fire atm

  3. #3
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    Haha, thanks for those pominoz. I love the tennis one.

  4. #4
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    Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?

    A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.

  5. #5
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    I love the tennis.
    Manchester City have just gained a large number of new fans in the Chinese province of 'Sichuan'.

 

 

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