Man Utd 1 - 6 Man City jokes

[pominoz]

True to form, numerous jokes about the Manchester Derby scoreline are going around. Below are some of my favourites.

- United to win the second and third set?

- A special Manchester hotline has been set up for distraught United fans: 0161 616161.

- Manchester City have just gained a large number of new fans in the Chinese province of 'Sichuan'.

- Coleen Rooney missed the game as she wanted to stay in and watch Six in the City.

- All the Man United players all looked pretty upset. Except Rooney, who can't count to 6. He just looked confused.

- David De Gea (Utd goalkeeper)'s mum rang him up at half-time... and told him to be home before seven.

- What time is it? oh, its 6 past De Gea!

- As far as embarrassing scorelines go, this 1 - 6 in the head!

- On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think Man Utd fans are now?

- Being a Man United fan must make 1-6

[rotten_luck]

lol!!

city are on fire atm

[qtip]

Haha, thanks for those pominoz. I love the tennis one.

[greyhound]

Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?

A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.

[Nelson123]

I love the tennis.
Manchester City have just gained a large number of new fans in the Chinese province of 'Sichuan'.