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  • pominoz
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 215

    Man Utd 1 - 6 Man City jokes

    True to form, numerous jokes about the Manchester Derby scoreline are going around. Below are some of my favourites.

    - United to win the second and third set?

    - A special Manchester hotline has been set up for distraught United fans: 0161 616161.

    - Manchester City have just gained a large number of new fans in the Chinese province of 'Sichuan'.

    - Coleen Rooney missed the game as she wanted to stay in and watch Six in the City.

    - All the Man United players all looked pretty upset. Except Rooney, who can't count to 6. He just looked confused.

    - David De Gea (Utd goalkeeper)'s mum rang him up at half-time... and told him to be home before seven.

    - What time is it? oh, its 6 past De Gea!

    - As far as embarrassing scorelines go, this 1 - 6 in the head!

    - On a scale of 1-6 how humiliated do you think Man Utd fans are now?

    - Being a Man United fan must make 1-6
  • rotten_luck
    Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 52

    #2
    lol!!

    city are on fire atm

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    • qtip
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 138

      #3
      Haha, thanks for those pominoz. I love the tennis one.

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      • greyhound
        New Member
        • Nov 2014
        • 8

        #4
        Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?

        A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.

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        • Nelson123
          Banned
          • Feb 2015
          • 87

          #5
          I love the tennis.
          Manchester City have just gained a large number of new fans in the Chinese province of 'Sichuan'.

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